I somehow found myself watching basketball last weekend. (I barely even know what March Madness is. However, I do know I want the Badgers to win.) And with sports come commercials. And with commercials come insurance commercials. And with insurance commercials come Dennis Haysbert.
You know who I’m talking about.
The All State guy with the magical voice.
Anyhow, Haysbert might be tied withe James Earl Jones for the best voice, ever… which got me thinking about this week’s ridiculous question.
So… could you handle sounding like Dennis Haysbert as a woman? Could you still love a man that sounded like Sarah Palin? And what’s worse– a lady sounding like a sexy baritone voiceover actor or a guy sounding like Sarah Palin?
AND PS I am already wishing I’d made the female voice Kathleen Turner, because I feel like that is a little more equal and less annoying than Sarah Palin, dang it!
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Remember, these are insane, hypothetical questions intended to basically break your brain (in a good way! Kinda.). Please share you answer in the comments. PS Here are previous Ridiculous Qs. Have your own ridiculous question? Email it to firstname.lastname@example.org.