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So for anyone out there who may be lost in the dating world: Kiss all the frogs (or DJs or guys without cars or artists with shlong jeans) you want. But marry an engineer. At least that's what worked for me.

Date Whoever You Want, but Marry an Engineer.

I remember talking with a friend in high school about boys. Because obviously, what else do you talk about at 17? (or 27… or 37…)

We both decided it would behoove us to date a wide range of people.

Why not date a starving artist? A jock? A nerd? An older man? Some dude with an accent? I’m inherently curious by people who are different than me, and my 20s seemed like the time to date whoever the heck I wanted.

So I did.

And you know what? Dating through that lens was really hard. I spent nearly a full decade looking for people who were interesting to me, but not a good fit for me.

There was Art Guy who actually wore a pair of Levi’s featuring a two-foot shlong he’d screen printed on them himself (Does it surprise you that the same guy also did this?Read more

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